jashinsama15:

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When you realize that your croissant was extremely overpriced

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When your rival at your job gets promoted and you don’t 

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When you see people messing with your stuff

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When you ask how the melting’s going

(via rebornica)

Anonymous asked:

I'm not sure why people seem to think people use abortion as a continuous method of birth control. I've had one. ONE. And it cost me nearly a THOUSAND DOLLARS to have it done at 14 weeks because I had to save up the money for so long. Why on earth would anyone choose to drop that kind of money unless they had to? My birth control (which failed due to a medication mistake by my doctor) costs $20 for a three month supply. Not to mention an abortion isn't a cake walk either. Its uncomfortable.

Satan's Child Answer:

chelseajadexo:

have you ever had a weird sort of crush on one of your friends where you cant actually tell if its a crush or not??? do i want to kiss you?? do i just really enjoy being your friend????? who knows? not me

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supernatural-tardis:

i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him  this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked

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ruyijingu-bang:

fat-tanuki:

thugmissus:

sighruben:

lets face it, tampons are just a cheaper and more compact version of dildos

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I LOVE SHOVING DRY ITCHY COTTON UP MY VAGINA. IT FEELS SO GOOD. NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT IF I GET THE DIRECTION EVEN A LITTLE BIT WRONG IT FEELS LIKE I’M STABBING AT MY INSIDES. I GET OFF ON IT ALL THE TIME, EVEN WHEN I’M NOT ON MY PERIOD.

why is it that boys have no concept of how to pleasure the female body I swear to god

(Source: etferus, via harspoon)